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November 14, 2008

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  1. the writer

    oh my, do these men exist? LOL

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    November 14, 2008 11:12 pm
  2. maskoko

    Number One

    Tipe mbak yg mana ?? ;p

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    November 15, 2008 12:41 am
  3. santi d

    Too bad, these men are usually gay hehe.

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    November 15, 2008 10:30 am
  4. therry

    When men like these are too good to be true, they usually are. LOL

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    November 15, 2008 4:43 pm
  5. yulism

    Fortunatly I am already married with the real man.. 🙂 that’s mean not the dream one as show in your pic. thanks

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    November 15, 2008 7:35 pm
  6. silly

    Mbak D, my hubby… when his status was still my boyfriend, he used to do number 5!!!… even every month!!!

    He used to send me flowers and when I asked, he said, that was for celebrating the ‘date’ when he said those three magic words.. ‘I love you’ to me… (aghhh, muntah gak mbak…) Not only flowers, but also cards, gifts, teddy bear, etc.

    Now?… Wah, he even doesn’t remember my birthday!, til my daughter remind him about that 😛 *geleng2* (kalo tau dari dulu bakalan kek gitu, mana mauuuu, hahahaha)

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    November 15, 2008 8:00 pm
  7. novnov

    ahhhhh kalo lagi pacaran sih semua serba perfect, pas udh jadi suami….mmmmm gak janji dehhhhhh…..

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    November 16, 2008 10:45 am
  8. colson

    What a coincidence. The other day my wife did my yearly assessment, and guess what: she gave me maximum scores on all eight issues above ( and many more)…

    But does that mean I’m just great or a sissy, I wonder.

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    November 16, 2008 1:29 pm
  9. dinysays

    @eva: they probably do… categorized as ‘endangered species’.

    @maskoko: number six. and i have one at home 🙂 need to work on number three more.

    @santi and therry: i know, he he he.

    @yulis: oalah mbakyu, take it easy. it’s just a satire.

    @silly and novnov: that’s called reality. which is normal. as soon as a child enters our marriage life, priorities would switch around.

    @colson: ha ha, your wife is very lucky; either for your greatness or the other one :p

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    November 16, 2008 3:49 pm
  10. therry

    Nah, man. As soon as he farts in front of you and doesn’t even realise it, there goes your romance right there…

    LOL

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    November 16, 2008 6:03 pm
  11. melly

    make sure that we’re going to shop for my shoes, not his.. 😀

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    November 17, 2008 4:11 am
  12. Finally Woken

    My husband does all too. I thought it is normal until I speak to my expat friends here (mostly Dutch), who are in awe, since he irons his own work shirts, makes coffee every morning for me before leaving to office, helps me doing the house chores, buys flower every week, and cooks Sunday roast. One thing he hates is shopping, but we have a perfect deal, if he pays, he doesn’t have to go with me. Apparently my friends’ husbands do none of the above, LOL. Guess I’m just lucky 😛

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    November 17, 2008 7:42 am
  13. Shanty

    Salam kenal ya D, kurang lebih sama nih benang merahnya dengan postingan di blog saya
    http://shantysays.blogspot.com/2008/11/wanted-male-companion.html, yaitu sama2 mimpi kita tentang cowok perfect, hehehehe.. Btw mine is a relatively new blog, so please come and have a visit, be my guest! 😀

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    November 17, 2008 11:44 am
  14. netta

    suami gw nglakuin semuanya, eh kecuali nomer 4 ama 5 tuh, kagak tau dah.. dia paling males mbalikin tutup WC, dia kagak tau kali ya kalo pipis tengah malem buta bikin kita perempuan gak ngeh.. *sukur alhamdulillah gw ga pernah kecemplung.. hihi..*

    enihwei, tengkyu tips n trik buat ngajak 2 krucils jalan keluar bersamaan, hehe.. mo dicoba kapan2..

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    November 17, 2008 5:07 pm
  15. dinysays

    netta, kembali kasih 🙂 en mudahan tragedi kecemplung gak bakalan pernah terjadi, he he.

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    November 17, 2008 6:27 pm
  16. Lorraine

    Perfect look and perfect attitudes? It seems like a prince charming in a fairy tale eh I just forget that we live in a real world.

    My other half do all these things not to amuse me, but he does this because he’d lived by himself a longtime before we met. And yes, he’s Dutch like Colson (ok, an Indo, grown up in NL).

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    November 17, 2008 9:10 pm
  17. dinysays

    @yoyen: i do believe some of us still live in a fairy tale 😉

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    November 17, 2008 10:43 pm
  18. Shanty

    Hai D, salam kenal yah…
    Senang baca blog mu. Btw, postingan yang ini kurang lebih sama benang merahnya dengan postingan di blog-ku ini,
    http://shantysays.blogspot.com/2008/11/wanted-male-companion.html –> ‘mimpi’ kita tentang cowok yang sempurna. Mampir2 ya, mine is a relatively new blog (walau tanggalnya banyak yang backdated), please have a visit, be my guest. 🙂

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    November 18, 2008 2:07 am
  19. rima fauzi

    I know a man like this, he is my brother and yes, before you ask me, he is gay as a fruitcake.

    My husband is not gay and is kinda like them too, except he doesn’t smile, isn’t good looking and is always grumpy when I ask him to do something. But he does what I want, ALL THE TIME. I guess that’s my definition of the perfect man. lol

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    November 18, 2008 1:51 pm
  20. Irene

    i wish they sold one of those at costco. lol
    salam kenal,
    irene

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    November 19, 2008 10:29 am
  21. dinysays

    @rimster: rama or rimo? tell your mr. hubby that as long as he does what YOU want, not smiling will be your less concern.

    @irene: …with a discount :p

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    November 19, 2008 6:52 pm
  22. V

    lol I love the idea of them taking care of the house. So we women could go to a bar for beer and watching football!

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    November 20, 2008 1:56 am
  23. Creepy

    My spidey sense would be going berserk.

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    November 20, 2008 4:17 am
  24. dinysays

    @V: Roger that.

    @Creepy: Because of doing the house work? :p

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    November 20, 2008 5:01 pm
  25. the writer

    now that i think of it, my boyfriend does take the garbage out when he finds it full (without me asking) and never leave the toilet seat up.

    but i still want him to cook once in awhile (he’s hopeless at cooking) and do the dishes too.

    well i can always dream, can’t i?

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    November 24, 2008 1:18 pm
  26. ecky

    Too good to be true, my boyfriend does no. 4 but absolutely not on no. 3 he thinks I have enough shoes for the century :))

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    November 25, 2008 4:25 am
  27. itikkecil

    Yeah, it’s really in my dream…..

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    November 26, 2008 3:36 pm
  28. tere616

    Din, the complete one ? like all those picture.
    LOL, the answer is “In my Dream” ….

    My hubby sometimes do the cooking, getting the garbage out, but the rest …. maybe in his past life not in his current life with me 😀

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    November 30, 2008 1:48 pm

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