October is ‘Breast Cancer Awareness Month’. Coincidentally, Rimster tagged me to write a post about boobs. Now, just how do I achieve that without making it sound like porn or sounding like a narcissist? They are just a lump of meat, but men are surely can’t get enough of those mammary glands. For some reason, [although it’s considered rude] it’s fine for men to stare at them when they’re talking to the other sex; but when a woman stares at a guy’s crotch when having a conversation, it’s uncalled for. Go figure.
Anywho, I’m happy with my kaboobies. They are not gigantors, nor they’re bare. They are there, and just the right size. Normal size breasts women should be grateful because:
- They don’t give us back pain. I know a nurse who went under breast reduction surgery because they’ve been giving her back pain for a decade. And many more patients with the same health concern.
- Comfortably wearing the right size for tops. The nurse I mentioned above told me, before the reduction, she had to buy one size bigger for tops. Just to get that ‘extra room’ on the chest area but it ended up with other problems like the sleeves are too long or the tummy area is too big. Now she can wear her size M just right and not needing the bigger size just the get ‘everybody’ fit in the chest section. Additionally, I never worried when wearing a shirt/blouse with front buttons, that ‘something’ is showing between the buttons.
- We could run, hop scotch, jump up and down without that ‘boink boink’ sound effect like a slow-mo movie clip.
- We’ll always certain that the person we’re talking to is having eye contact instead of boobies contact with us; and is really listening to what we say without the dirty thoughts running through their mind.
- We won’t have trouble doing the breast self-examination to screen for breast lump. We should feel the slightest lump right away. One of the physicians I work for did say that it’s harder to look for the lump for big breasted women, due to the excess fat/tissue of the breast.
- Thus, when it comes to do a mammogram, it’ll be less painful.
Tag… you’re it! to Katadia, Santi, Yoyen, Eva & Lalita.
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Ow, I didn’t know that mammogram is painful :(.. as I’ve never done it before, uhm.. I should ya
Din,
“We’ll always certain that the person we’re talking to is having eye contact instead of boobies contact with us”. I experienced the opposite Din with my average breast size. The eyes were fixed on my cleavage, although it was not that deep.
Thanks for tagging me. This is my homework to write a post about Breasts. Will do it before Thursday.
Ecky, during mammogram your breasts are being pressed, as tight as possible. Sorry Ky, bukannya nakut2in but that’s the truth.
@ecky: unless you have problems, mammogram is usually for women starting at the age of 50.
@yoyen: i guess those wandering eyes are just looking for all size, huh? :p
Din, thanks to the tag. Have done my home work 😀
I don’t know that the size can cause a back pain Din and yes, thanks for reminding me to do my mammogram and breast USG.
I have done it 5 years ago if am not mistaken. First the doctor asked me to do mammogram, then after she saw the result, she told me to follow the mammogram.
Phew, what a nightmare waiting for the result 😦
hoorayyyy you have the boobs post.. haven’t been checking yours (post, not breasts) out.. 🙂
LOL. Gigantors. Kaboobies. Nice terms.
After checking out http://boobsites.com I feel like my back is hurting already – THOSE are gigantors, although I don’t know how those women survive having boobs THAT big!
You’re right, women with just the right size of boobies should be grateful, our lives are not bothered by their sheer bigness!
Mammogram is painful irrespective to the size of our boobies.
Perverts come in many formd .. also the ones who like to stare at flat chested women.
Ah kamu teganya2 mentag saya untuk boobies ini. I have to think hard … might take awhile until I write something.
ah… another boobs post… more girls do boobs than boys. maybe because they have it and we don’t?
@tere: ur welcome
@rima: where u been?
@therry: I guess big isn’t always beautiful
@santi: would a woman be called ‘pervert’ as well if she stares at a guy’s crotch when conversing words to each other?
@tree: what comes around goes around. Aren’t guys talking about penis more than gals?
Yuhuuuu… boob post done! 🙂
Dinyyyyyyyyyyyyyy….
gue juga ngomongin boobs, tapi gue post dikolom koment, secara diri ini lagi hibernasi tohhh… ntar dikatain gak konsisten ama pembaca gue (benci gue kalo digituin, hehehe)
ini linknya gue kasih langsung di nama gue yahhh… (lagi males ngetik pake html 😛 )
Soal DP… bukan Diny Peterson kaleeee… Dewi Persik, hahaha.
Halah, ternyata si Persik toh yang lagi diomongkeun. Hibernasi dalam rangka apa, bu?
why are you talking about kaboobies, Din? how cruel… hehehe.
so what’s right? A? B? C? :p
i did my first mammogram (hey i’m far from 50!!! — i just have this family history)… and ouch, was crazily painful… yet mine aren’t papaya size!!! … well.. more than B….uhmm… but i guess… they are “right” for me… 😉