I was online this morning trying to purchase tickets to see Cirque du Soleil’s KAZOO in St. Paul, MN for October this year. Wouldn’t you know: IT’S CANCELLED!

Here’s what their official website says:

Bonjour,
 
Cirque du Soleil announced the cancellation of its Saint Paul performances due to uncontrollable circumstances.
 
If you are a ticket holder for this engagement, you will be fully credited.  Within the next few days, you will receive a follow-up e-mail confirming the credit to your credit card account.  For further ticketing information please contact the Cirque du Soleil Customer Relations Service at tickets@bo.cirquedusoleil.com or
call 1 877 688-2699.
 
We understand and apologize for any inconvenience and disappointment these circumstances may cause.

Me imitating Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone: “Nooooooooo!!!”