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"Oh my gosh. I brushed my teeth this morning with the tap water. Do I need a booster shot for tetanus?" a patient called when our town's under "boil order" after a main water pipe broke.
"My favorite thing on our vacation was the helicopter ride and the gamacian show in Vegas," said Dante (5). Gamacian=magician
"Mom, can we take the helicopter to go downstairs?" asked a 4 year old patient. She meant elevator.
"I don't like working as a receptionist. You sit in front of the computer all day and not being productive at all." -former receptionist who is always occupied with Facebook, personal emails, and online shopping and rarely want to get up from her lazy ass to do other work other than answering the phone.
"You. Don't stop smiling. Braces or not." -said a middle age patient to me.
"Dear parents, we have an early out today. We just got the power back on, but for the last hour, we've been without it and the decission was made to have the early out. Evidently, a squirrel got in the town's power converters... and fried!" -email from the Kindergarten teacher yesterday.