Yes, We Are Screening Your Calls

Dear Mrs. Brown,
Thank you for your input in our ‘Suggestion Box’. We understand your frustration and we apologize for the inconvenience. You mentioned that it’s impossible to ‘visit’ with your doctor anymore, you claimed, because everytime you call, the front office girls screened your calls. You claimed that you hardly ever pass the receptionist and always [...]

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Not Speaking English? That’s Rude!

Few days ago, as I was reading the local newspaper; fed up with news about war, crimes, natural disaster, and a sick old Austrian bastard and his little secret family, I read the ‘Dear Abby’ column for a change. There was a letter from a lady who appear to have a daughter in law mentioned as Carmella. This [...]

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Why Shouldn’t Women Raise the Toilet Seat Up When Done?

The sign says:
“AS A COURTESY TO OTHER GUESTS OF THIS BATHROOM, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU ARE DONE.”
Obviously, this sign is adressed to the male guests. Apparently, there’s a female worker (I’m pretty sure it’s a she) in our building who is bothered by the lack of ‘tolerance’ showed by those [...]

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