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		<title>To Ignorant Parents Who Let Their Kids Throwing Temper Tantrums in Public</title>
		<link>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/to-ignorant-parents-who-let-their-kids-throwing-temper-tantrums-in-public/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parents, please STOP it! If you&#8217;re taking your cranky kid to a doctor&#8217;s office for someone else&#8217;s appointment (be it your neighbor, spouse, parents, etc); DO NOT just sit on your fat ass and let your kid screams and cries and throwing temper tantrums for the whole frickin&#8217; 40 minutes!
While your spouse/neighbor/parent is being seen [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=accordingtod.wordpress.com&blog=411852&post=720&subd=accordingtod&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Annoying Runner/Jogger</title>
		<link>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2009/09/15/the-annoying-runnerjogger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have nothing against runners/joggers. I think they are a good example of a dedicated person. I&#8217;ve seen them running during the winter, in the rain, and scorching summer. Hats off for them. Most of these guys are pretty decent, in terms of etiquette of using/sharing the road.
What piss me off is some of them [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=accordingtod.wordpress.com&blog=411852&post=718&subd=accordingtod&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tattling on the Bad Driver</title>
		<link>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2008/10/21/tattling-on-the-bad-driver/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dinysays</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Dear the owner of this car,
You are a reckless driver.
You and your big gas guzzler white Chevy TrailBlazer with your stupid big head lights on.
You were tailgating me this morning for about a mile on Stange Rd, until we stopped at intersection of Stange and 13th St. We both wanted to turn right on 13th [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=accordingtod.wordpress.com&blog=411852&post=398&subd=accordingtod&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Door-to-door Religion</title>
		<link>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2008/09/14/door-to-door-religion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After trying to be nice for the last three times (or four?), today I finally lost it. At least twice a month, we got disturbed by two religious groups: the Jehovah Witnesses and the Morons Mormons. Occassionally got solicited also by the boy/girl scouts to buys their cookies, high school athletic teams to buy tickets, newspaper enrollments, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=accordingtod.wordpress.com&blog=411852&post=346&subd=accordingtod&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ass+u+me. Why?</title>
		<link>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/assume-why/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 06:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Don&#8217;t assume. It&#8217;s just going to make an ass out of u and me&#8220;.
Still, they assumed. And it did take an ass out of both of us. They assumed I have the same believe like they do. They assumed I worship the same thing they do. They assumed I celebrate the same religious event like they do. I have been wrongly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=accordingtod.wordpress.com&blog=411852&post=293&subd=accordingtod&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Grass Is Always Greener [On My Finicky Neighbor&#039;s Lawn]</title>
		<link>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/the-grass-is-always-greener-on-my-finicky-neighbors-lawn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 05:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The main reason we moved to this neighborhood (which is a newer subdivisions in our town) was because we&#8217;re tired of living on a very busy street. There were no kids around the old neighborhood, and even though we have a fenced double lot, we&#8217;re still concern with the kids&#8217; safety. The thought of the kids opening the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=accordingtod.wordpress.com&blog=411852&post=145&subd=accordingtod&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitchiness Pays Off</title>
		<link>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2007/05/12/bitchiness-pays-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 02:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a new and easy way to be famous nowadays. All you&#8217;d need is a computer, an Internet access, and the ability to be super bitchy in bashing celebrities. Take Perez Hilton, for example. Real name&#8217;s Mario Lavandeira -not as sexy as Perez Hilton, of course. His notorious blog which claimed itself as Hollywood&#8217;s Most Hated [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=accordingtod.wordpress.com&blog=411852&post=138&subd=accordingtod&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Twenty-three Year Old Male Doesn&#8217;t Need His Mommy to Make a Doctor&#8217;s Appointment</title>
		<link>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2007/05/02/a-23-yo-male-doesnt-need-his-mommy-to-make-a-doctors-appointment/</link>
		<comments>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2007/05/02/a-23-yo-male-doesnt-need-his-mommy-to-make-a-doctors-appointment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 14:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is there a nice(r) way to tell these moms to stop calling for their 20++ year old sons? They&#8217;re adults. Have them call the doctor&#8217;s office themselves. Stop babying them. I know a mom&#8217;s love is forever, but seriously&#8230; calling to make an appointment for your son&#8217;s genital warts? If they&#8217;re old enough to have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=accordingtod.wordpress.com&blog=411852&post=130&subd=accordingtod&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Want To &#8216;Visit&#8217; With You</title>
		<link>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2007/04/30/i-dont-want-to-visit-with-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please visit with our reception staff when you arrive.
Thank you.
Doesn&#8217;t it sound stupid?
It makes patient think that they need to come to us and chit-chat.
&#8220;Hi, how are you today? What do you think of the weather?&#8221; Or some other lame visit.
They enjoy the blank look on our face (Err&#8230; &#8217;scuse me? Do I know you?) followed [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=accordingtod.wordpress.com&blog=411852&post=129&subd=accordingtod&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Phone System&#8217;s Down</title>
		<link>http://accordingtod.wordpress.com/2007/04/25/phone-systems-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahhh&#8230; some peace and quiet.
The phone system&#8217;s down since 1:00pm (and it&#8217;s now 3:30ish) throughout our clinic -we&#8217;re talking about 15 departments, at least.
According to our telecommunication department, Qwest is still trying to fix the problem.
Hey&#8230; take your time, I don&#8217;t mind it at all *evil smirk*
No nasty and demanding phone calls&#8230; no incoming fax&#8230; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=accordingtod.wordpress.com&blog=411852&post=126&subd=accordingtod&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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