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		<title>&#8220;You Sound Like Sarah Palin&#8221;. Oh Crap!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you do when someone gave you a compliment, but you don&#8217;t really like it? Do you tell them to fug off or thank them anyway? How do you get out from the ackward situation?
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		<title>Forwarded Emails</title>
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